Cat On The Couch (EN)

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Cat On The Couch


My sink had one plate in it,
My boots slept by the door,
Cat sat on the couch like a king
And I liked what I had before:
TV on low, whisky on rocks,
Bliss and silence, and no one talks!

Then you came smiling through!
Full of joy and grace!
You touched my coffee mug,
The one with my face!
You burst into my cave,
And made it feel like a heavenly rave!

Now the room feels bigger!
The light feels mean!
You hang your sweater
Where my denim used to lean!
I was fine in my bachelor world,
Till you made it look like a dream!

You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)
You made my old room bright! (then you left it)
Cat on the couch staring at the door!
I don't sleep as I used to!
I want your footsteps more!
You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)

The house feels thin and dreary.
I pour another glass,
Cat seeks you in the mirror,
Then jumps to my lap,
You left your perfume,
On every edge of every room,
I laugh, I curse, I'm mad
At the things I didn't expect!

Now the room feels bigger!
The light feels mean!
You're hanging your sweater
Where my denim used to lean!
I was fine in my bachelor world,
Till you made it look like a dream!

You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)
You made my old room bright! (then you left it)
Cat on the couch staring at the door!
I don't sleep as I used to!
I want your footsteps more!
You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)

Maybe that's the joke! I smile at it!
A man can be content,
Till somebody sweet,
Turns the whole thing to bent!
Now every corner of my house, for sure,
Says your name to me! And I know!
Even the cat knows (what a boor!),
That I won't let you go!

You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)
You made my old room bright! (then you left it)
Cat on the couch staring at the door!
I don't sleep as I used to!
I want your footsteps more!
You wrecked my easy life! (oh, you wrecked it)

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