21 The laconic-ironic passages

How to become a public favorite?
You have to troll the public so that they become groundlessly proud of themselves.

What is more important - mind or feelings?
Of course, feelings! Look, fools have no mind, and they are often very sensitive.

How to become a good writer?
You have to find stupid readers.

Why can't we return after death?
We can! And we can so, that there are only more of us.

If you can't be cured, you can still be helped - to choose a suitable place in the cemetery by agreement.

What does the position depend on?
On the correct motion.