4 My ironic passages about life in one line

When does a person sound proud?
When he cleans his throat in front of his listeners.

What is the main difference between responsible and irresponsible people?
Irresponsible people do not have the strength to hold onto the correct answer, and it falls all time.

Who never smiles?
The one who always laughs at others.

What is more pleasant - drowning or falling?
A long fall before rapid drowning.

Life finds us with difficulty, and loses us without difficulty.

Whether really it is easier to live for the optimist?
It would be easier - he was not being turned into the pessimist over time.

What should be taken into account first of all?
Own mood.