17 Excerpts from the explanatory and goofy dictionaries.

Washcloth.
It's a miracle! Unlike us, wet it or not wet it, but it is not possible to soak it to death.

Spender.
The fat woman in the process of getting rid of excess fat.

Interruption.
A failed attempt to do nothing at all.

Moonshine.
A run by drunk in the moonshine.

Old age.
A successful attempt, having been born, to die not immediately, and then.

Pyroman.
A specialist who sees his calling on fire.

Contender
The one who while wants, but cannot yet.